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A vacuum cleaner salesman knocks on a woman s door.
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The salesman replies ma am this is not just any ordinary vacuum cleaner.
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Without giving her a second chance the man empties a bucket of cow dung onto to carpet and says if the vacuum cleaner doesn t suck all of this up then i will eat the rest myself read more related searches.
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You can never lose a homing pigeon if your homing pigeon doesn t come back what you ve lost is a pigeon.
Life is now officially unfair.
That means i talk down to people.
Tim vine has become the first comedian to be awarded the funniest joke at the edinburgh fringe twice with a one line quip about a vacuum cleaner.
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Woman shocked and angered shouts what the hell are you doing to my carpet.
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As she opens the door the salesman quickly runs inside and empties a bag full of poop on her expensive carpet.
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I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner all it was doing was gathering dust.
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